Thursday, June 10, 2010

Don't Deny Democracy: This week's poll

One of our favorite things about Don't Do That's reader stats is looking at the search terms that bring people here, even though many of them are about pantyhose. The best one so far has also been the most baffling:

Don't do that, then you have no pie and guilty neighbors.

That is amazing. It reads like the plot summary of a movie we would totally pay money to see.

We have no idea what it means, but that's where you come in. Vote in the poll to your right, and next Thursday we'll come up with a short story based on the winning scenario. OR if you have an idea that we didn't think of? Post it in the comments! We welcome all rational (and irrational) explanations.

1 comment:

  1. Well, the obvious answer is don't leave your pie to cool on your open window sill.

    But what I like better is don't bake a pie with a file in it to bring to your next door neighbor who's been imprisoned for... um... robbing Montgomery Burns to help bust him out of prison. Because then, after they escape, you didn't get any of that delicious pie AND you are subject to police interrogation.